After being on all those TV shows last month, my blog, Clair Soufflé Online, has really taken off. Which is great! I'm making so much money off the ads now I don't have to wait tables at Tony's Diner anymore. A big thanks to my dear friend Edward (the nerd) Stillman. He set this all up for me. He's a nerd, but he's a super friend.

Well, I'm getting alotta questions. Edward says I need to create a fack. So I asked him if he like wanted to fack me – which made him laugh. I don't know what a fack is so I'll just answer the questions here.

I do know how to type!

And that's thanks to Mr. Donaldson - the tyrant. I went to this private Catholic high school, Our Lady of Perpetual Motion (or something like that), and he was the typing teacher.

Drills! Drills! Drills!

But it's like that sometimes. The teachers you hate the most, you appreciate the most later. Because now I can type a hundred words a minute – blindfolded!

Okay, so I mention my old high school because a question I get alot is "Tell us about your first time". Which technically isn't a question at all, is it?

Anyways, here's the story.

My best friends in high school were Marilyn and Donna. We used to hang out in the janitor's room during our phys-ed class, instead of running cross country like we were supposed to. Simon (our janitor) was always either hanging out in the cafeteria or fixing something, so he didn't care if we borrowed his space. It was a nice and roomy handyman shop. A fun, secret, place to hang out.

Donna had an older brother who used to sell dope and she would swipe a joint or two from him once a while. This one time she got this really potent stuff. I mean it knocked us on our butts!

Before we knew it we were getting kinda frisky – with each other. Just a little kissing and feeling and stuff. It was strange - but nice, too.

So Marilyn says "No, this isn't right." She's not really a prude, but she is one of those neat and practical types, even when she's stoned.

"I agree" says Donna deviously. "We need a guy."

We talk about our options. We want a guy who's gonna be easy to borrow for a little while (read kidnap). But we want a guy with a big bulge. It was something we talked about all the time since our swim class last semester. You can't hide a bulge in a Speedo.

So we peek out the door and there are some guys coming in from their run, heading to the locker room. Then this guy Eddie comes trotting down the hall in his gym outfit.

Bingo!

Eddie is so perfect. He's sort of a dweeb. But better than that, we all know he's got a huge crush on Donna.

I didn't mention this, but Donna is a really hot blonde. And she's got these huge boobs for her age – even bigger than mine. (But I did catch up later.)

"Eddie. Could you come here for a minute? We need some help with something" says Donna real sweetly.

That's all it took.

Eddie was totally awestruck and beside himself cause normally Donna won't give him the time of day. But now he's all smiles.

She has him sit on this chair. It's a very sturdy wooden chair. The kind they use in class. And we start taping him to it with this big roll of duct tape Simon left on the shelf. And Donna's there so he doesn't even care. He's letting her do whatever she wants.

She tapes his wrists together behind his back and to the chair. And she ties his legs and ankles to the chair legs. And when he looks like he's about to complain, Donna just tells him how much fun this will be – and he's just putty in her hands.

Eddie is very firmly tied to this seat when Donna walks away and we decide what we want to do next. This is when the trance wears off and Eddie starts to worry a bit – and complain.

"Hey what's going on?"

"So who's going to be first?" Donna asks matter-of-factly.

"First for what?" says Eddie. And we can tell he's really starting to get pissed. He starts to struggle. "I think you should let me go now." But he's very well taped and not going anywhere. Donna just ignores him. "Let me go!" He's getting louder.

Donna is just annoyed because he's making it almost impossible to hear her. So she takes a strip of duct tape and covers up his mouth with it.

That quiets him down.

"Let's do rock, paper, scissors!" suggests Marilyn.

We giggle our way through a few games and we get the order - Donna goes first, Marilyn second, and I get him third.

Donna walks over to Eddie, who is still struggling and a bit pissed. She kneels down in front of him, and she pulls his gym shorts and underwear down to his ankles. Eddie is just bug-eyed and in shock. He's bottomless and helpless in front of three girls. He's not liking it.

But he gets quiet in a hurry when Donna strips off all her clothes in front of him.

Then Eddie changes his tune instantly. I'm thinking it was probably the first time he saw a naked girl in real life.

He can't take his eyes of Donna's boobs. Hell, neither could I. She is that hot.

Of course Eddie's got instant wood. "I told you we picked a winner" says Donna as we all admire his huge, rock hard cock. We're still all giggling like crazy, stoned, not an inhibition in the world – except of course poor tied up Eddie was sober. But he didn't seem to be hurting now.

"You like these" says Donna as she kneels in front of him. She bends forward and takes his cock between her tits and rubs it by moving her breasts up and down. She winks at us. "I saw this in a magazine." Eddie is moaning now. "Your cock is so huge." She tells him as she starts to lick the head of his cock. "You taste so good!" She's giggling like crazy and putting on a show for us.

Then Eddie groans hard. And wouldn't you know it. He just goes and squirts white stuff all over Donna's face and boobs.

"Oh my! That was really fast!" Donna is totally shocked - and a little upset. Eddie is a little embarrassed. But this is new territory for everyone.

Donna goes off to clean herself up at the sink.

"I guess it's my turn" says Marilyn, a little excited but also a little hesitant. She takes off her clothes and walks over to Eddie.

I can tell Marilyn got kind of freaked out by what happened to Donna. Marilyn is hot, too. A little shorter, thinner, and more normally proportioned than me and Donna. But she's a babe. The thing is, she's the type that doesn't like to open her mouth when she kisses. That kind of babe. Just a little prissy, know what I mean?

Anyways, Eddie just spent himself so he's kinda soft now. I can tell Marilyn is a little confused as she lifts up his limp cock. She shrugs.

"What should I do?"

"Oh come on Marilyn" says Donna as she's dressing. "Suck on it till it gets hard again!"

The first thing she does is wipe Eddie's cock completely clean with a wet rag. It had to be totally clean. Then she leans forward and licks his cock a little. By this time Eddie is just loving it. But Marilyn is oblivious. She's focused on his cock, trying to figure out what to do.

Finally she puts him in her mouth and starts to move up and down on his shaft. Eddie gasps – it's starting to get good again. Marilyn licks him, she plays with him, she sucks him, she massages his balls. All the while Eddie moans. She tries some other stuff. He moans. Soon it's like they're communicating with each other. It's like this crazy bondage blowjob feedback loop. And it's really cool to watch.

It only takes a few minutes and Eddie is as hard as a rock again. And Marilyn is bobbing up and down on his cock like she'd been doing it all her life. I was getting so wet and horny watching her go at it, I was moaning, too.

Eddie is getting louder and his eyes are all squinted – taking in the pleasure from Marilyn's mouth, and the view of this gorgeous nude girl sucking him off. We can all tell he's about to give it up bigtime.

Marilyn can especially tell. Because she just stops dead cold.

Eddie looks down in shock. He looks like he's about to cry. He starts to struggle in his chair again.

"I'm sorry. I just don't want any of that sticky stuff on me." Marilyn gets up and walks back to get her clothes. "Sperm is just way too, too, too... Icky!"

Well you can't say Marilyn didn't do her best. But now it's my turn.

I take my clothes off – my panties are soaked – and I look at poor Eddie. He's hard as a rock and has nowhere to go. And I'm wetter than I can ever remember being.

So I do what seems so natural to do. I position myself over him and I carefully slide my wet pussy over his huge cock. It feels so strange and so nice going inside of me, filling me up. I gasp.

I start to slowly move up and down on him. Eddie matches my motion with his hips. And then we're doing it! We're having sex for real!

Eddie's got this look. His eyes are so soft and serene. I pull the tape off of his mouth and we start to kiss as we're getting into this slow, really sexy rhythm. I feel this feeling start to well up in me like I've never felt before. I know it's an orgasm cause I've had those when I play with myself sometimes. But this is different because I'm with Eddie – there's a real other person is inside of me. And I can tell Eddie is about to go, too.

Then we do. We both come at the same time. I feel my pussy grabbing him as he pulsates inside me.

It was so intense, amazing, wow. I think we both made alot of noise.

I fall forward on top of him and hold him as I wind down. I'm sure he would have held me too if he could have.

Donna and Marilyn are standing there clapping.

"You go girl!"

"Woo hoo!"

"Thanks" says Eddie with a happy, grateful smile. "That was incredible."

So after that we let Eddie go. And he was my boyfriend for a few months.

And yeah, now he's my webmaster, Edward Stillman. And we're still really good friends.

So that's the story of my first time.